My dad is the funniest man
He's the happiest man in the world
He watches me in the shower
he's a lord and he has got power.

Looking up to ma and pa
take outs going far and far
shagging dads is such a game
shagging dads is getting me fame.

i just want a penis looking at me
staring at my face going for free
taking out the garbage robbing all trees
watching my dad in the shower.

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